elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
don’t talk to me if your otp isn’t ron/mcgonagall
and here we can witness the hp fandom starting their slow descent into sherlockian-level insanity
i just screamed and choked out loud what the fuck is that
Rogonigal
the guy on the radio just said “gas prices aren’t so bad if you consider you’re really buying liquid explosive dinosaurs” and my perspective on life is forever changed
Listen here
If any of you fuckers ruin the new Star Trek for me
GANDALF DIES.
HARRY’S A WIZARD
he’s not actually dead but John doesn’t know
Does anyone actually know what you have to do when people are singing happy birthday to you.
That sound? It’s the sound of my heart breaking into a million pieces
I… I just noticed that both Harry and Neville are dressed similarly to their fathers during the battle of Hogwarts.
I just
I
my heart
ow
Very sneaky costume department
Very
Sneaky.
They’re BLUE.
but mashed, they’re PURPLE??
AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????
WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!
I just need this omg
lustful groaning
They had never met before, but decided to hug it out in the middle of an airport terminal.
A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.
i… don’t get it?
Hahaha oh my god
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
i-dont-understand-that-reference:
today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating
